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Short Funny
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This short funny quotes web page
has, for your free non commercial use a
collection of short funny as hell quotes. We
hope you enjoy them.
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Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
~ Jerry Seinfeld
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
~ W. C. Fields
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
~ Oscar Wilde.
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I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.
~ Tim Vine
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When someone close to you dies, move seats.
~ Jimmy Carr
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Only a
fool argues with a skunk, a mule or the cook.
~ Harry Oliver.
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A fool proof plan for not
getting a job - In the event of an interview wear flip-flops.
~ Alan Davies
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