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Being stupid is its own reward
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I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.
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I have opinions of my own
– strong opinions–
but I don’t always agree with them.
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Mind Like A Steel Trap –
Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
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Beer - it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
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I intend to live forever – so far, so good
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Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
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Mental backup in progress – Do Not Disturb!
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I’m not a complete idiot.
Some bits of me are missing.
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I just got lost in thought.
It wasn’t familiar territory.
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24 hours in a day … 24 beers in a case …coincidence?
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