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Stupid Warning
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This Stupid Warning Labels web page
has, for your free non commercial use a
collection of the funniest, stupidest, most pointless, and most obvious
warnings from the safety-conscious age we live in. Has health and
safety gone mad, or are people just idiots? Either way, We
hope you enjoy this collection of stupid warning labels.
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"Wearing of this garment
does not enable you to fly."
~ On a child sized Superman costume.
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"Warning: May contain small parts."
~ On a frisbee.
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"Please keep out of children."
~ On a butcher knife.
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"Not suitable for children
aged 36 months or less."
~ On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
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"Do not use for drying pets."
~ In the manual for a microwave oven.
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"For use by trained personnel only."
~ On a can of air freshener.
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"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
~ On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.
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"Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death."
~ Stamped on the barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.
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"Do not use orally after using rectally."
~ In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
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"Remove plastic before eating."
~ On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.
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"Not dishwasher safe."
~ On a remote control for a TV.
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"Warning! This is not underwear!
Do not attempt to put in pants."
~ On the packaging for a wristwatch.
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"Do not drive with sunshield in place."
~ On a cardboard sunshield that
keeps the sun off the dashboard.
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"Do not use as ear plugs."
~ On a package of silly putty.
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