<<<>>>
Well, you must be
Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he
refuses to divorce.
<<<>>>
There is nothing wrong
with poor people. I get elected by poor people.
<<<>>>
Nobody finds their
soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?
<<<>>>
Well hell's bells, if
it ain't Felony Melanie.
<<<>>>
You know us Southerns.
I mean, the minute the Confederacy died it became immortal.
<<<>>>
Honey, just cuz I talk
slow doesn't mean I'm stupid.
<<<>>>
Look at you, you have
a baby... In a bar.
<<<>>>
You can't ride two
horses with one ass, sugarbean.
<<<>>>
You can take the girl
out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the
girl.
<<<>>>
I've never met anyone
so manipulative, so deceitful ... and I'm in politics.
<<<>>>
You can't have roots
and wings.
<<<>>>
Guys just get a stick,
lets play some pool, alright? And if ya can't find a cue just pull the
one shoved up her ass.
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