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The_Pigeon is the twitter feed of Mo Willems, a writer and animator who has worked on Sesame Street, and Catoon Network. He has also written several children's books including the excellent Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus. Mo lives in Massachusetts with his family.

"I'm" "worried" "about" "the" "death" "of" "irony".

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SUDOKU too hard? Here's my hint to make SUDOKU super-easy: Just fill the boxes in with any old number.

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142,846 people "follow" @pepsi, ensuring they will be the 1ST to know if Pepsi® is "refreshing", "delicious", or both. Really.

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A terrible cold is a cold that is no good at being a cold. I have an EXCELLENT cold.

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Stuck with a stubborn cold? Can't remember if you're supposed to starve a cold or feed it. Just to be sure, I'm doing both.

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Advice for those nervous of public speaking: remember it's just like talking to your mother, except someone might be listening to you.

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The busker playing the hammered dulcimer was having more fun than the guy playing the sober one.

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Abbreviations made easy: "LOL" is an abbreviation for "Ha". "LMFAO" is an abbreviation for "Ha Ha".

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Pittsburg: your license plates used to say I have "a friend in PA"; now they don't. Did I do something wrong?

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Thinking of creating a new superhero called "SuperFluous", but not sure if I need to.

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My TV's remote control seemed depressed, so I got it some lithium batteries. Now it won't stop giggling.

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Listening to "Bossa Nova for Lovers" because "Bossa Nova for Haters" was driving me crazy.

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Savannah is so humid bald people are having a bad hair day.

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LAX Security at this Los Angeles airport? That doesn't sound good.

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