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When he
entered an ugly contest,
they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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He's so ugly, he has to sneak
up on his mirror.
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He's so ugly, his doctor is a vet.
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When he
fell out of the ugly tree,
he hit every branch on the way down.
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She's so ugly her pillow committed suicide
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If my dog were as ugly as you
I would shave his ass and make him walk backwards
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He used to work in a pet store.
People kept asking how big he would get.
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Mothers would keep his picture on their mantelpiece to keep their kids
from going too near the fire.
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You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
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She was at the beautician's for four hours
– that was just the estimate.
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He's so ugly,
robbers give him their masks to wear.
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He's so
ugly, he has to sneak up on his mirror.
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He's so ugly, his doctor is a vet.
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You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank
they turn off the cameras.
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He's so ugly, he went to a haunted house
and came out with an application.
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You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in.
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You're so ugly, they let you
park in handicapped spaces.
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You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand
the cats try to bury you.
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She's so ugly every time she smiles a fairy dies
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She's so ugly the CIA uses her picture
to make Russian spies speak
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He's so ugly they're thinking about moving Halloween to his birthday
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Everyone has the right to be ugly but you're just abusing the privilege
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