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Valentine Poems

This Valentine Poems web page has for your free non commercial use a collection of traditional lighthearted Valentine poems. Some are sweet, some romantic, some cheesy, some funny - all are great for writing in a Valentines card or sending by text message. 




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You're such a red hot sexy guy/chick
You really blow my mind.
You are the guy/girl of my dreams
The hot and saucy kind.

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You're gorgeous, smart, and sexy,
You're as special as can be.
Sometimes I wonder what the hell
Are you doing with me?

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You're such a very sexy girl
It has to be be a crime.
But that's okay because I am
Prepared to do hard time.

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You have beauty, You have brains,
You have style, You have class,
You have a good heart,
And you have a great ass.

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I'm glad you and I are friends
And I hope that it never ends,
But I've been thinking we could be more.
That's what Valentine's Day is for.

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I walked up the door
I opened the stairs
I said my pyjamas
I put on my prayers
I turned off my bed
And jumped into the light
And all because you kissed me goodnight

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Up the ladder
One, two, three,
If you fall
Fall for me

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Some people go for looks,
Some personality,
Some people go for brains,
I went for all three.

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Tulips in the garden
Tulips in the park
But the tulips I like best
Are your tulips in the dark

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I love you, I love you, I love you almighty,
I wish your pyjamas were next to my nightie,
Don't be mistaken, don't be misled,
I mean on the clothes line and not on the bed.
 
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A love poem for you
Where do I start?
It's simple really
You have my heart.

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Tu et moi
Ooh-la-la

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I wish I was a cabbage,
A cabbage cut in two,
The outer leaves I'd throw away,
The heart I'd save for you.

 
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Plenty of love,
Tons of kisses,
Hope some day
To be your Mrs.
 
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You are a very sexy guy/girl
You make my heart go potty.
I can see the one for me
Is you, cause you're top totty!

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We've had some sunny days,
We've had some funny days,
We've had some that were cranky,
But Valentine's
A perfect time
To have some hanky panky.

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I love you with all my heart
My body, mind, and soul.
I have no choice, it really is
Something I can't control.

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You're someone very special.
It's you that I adore.
You'll always have my heart,
It's yours forevermore.

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I don't want to be sappy,
I don't want to be corny.
I'll get straight to the point,
You make me very horny.

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I go wild for your kisses,
I go mad for your charms,
I go crazy for your cuddles,
I love being in your arms.

I go nuts for your affection,
I go potty for your touch,
I think the reason is
That I love you very much

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