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"For those in established relationships, it's a perfunctory, grinding
ceremony. On February 14 restaurants nationwide play host to joyless
couples begrudgingly sharing an overpriced meal in near-silence, each
of them desperately trying to avoid a row because, well, it's
Valentine's Day, and nothing says "I sort of love you, I think,
although I can't really tell any more" quite like the ability to
sustain an awkward, argument-free detente for one 24-hour period a
year."
~ Charlie Brooker
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"I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day.
How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?"
~ Jay Leno
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"Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded
what a poor shot Cupid really is. "
~Anon
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“I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.”
~ Ogden Nash
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"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen
to represent Valentine's
Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is
a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon."
~ Anon
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