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Valentines Day Quotes

This Valentines Day Quotes web page has for your free non commercial use a collection of quotations about Valentines Day. We have selected our favorites - some celebrate the romantic day, others mock it.  We hope you enjoy them. 


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"For those in established relationships, it's a perfunctory, grinding ceremony. On February 14 restaurants nationwide play host to joyless couples begrudgingly sharing an overpriced meal in near-silence, each of them desperately trying to avoid a row because, well, it's Valentine's Day, and nothing says "I sort of love you, I think, although I can't really tell any more" quite like the ability to sustain an awkward, argument-free detente for one 24-hour period a year."

~ Charlie Brooker

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"I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day.
How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?"

~ Jay Leno

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"Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded
what a poor shot Cupid really is. "

~Anon

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“I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.”

~ Ogden Nash

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"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day.  When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is
a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon."

~ Anon

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