Wedding Card Sayings

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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

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Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand. Good luck!

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Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

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Married man live longer than a single man, but married man are lot more willing to die!

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I hope you will both be as happy as we thought we would be.

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Marriage is not easy, unless you die on your honeymoon. Wishing you a long and difficult marriage.

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You are the perfect couple... couple of weirdos that is.

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