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Wedding Crashers Movie Quotes 

These Wedding Crashers Movie quotes are what we think are the funniest lines from one of the funniest movies in recent years.  It stars Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn.  We hope you enjoy them as much as we do.   



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You know Gloria, she's impetuous. Has to have what she wants, when she wants it. We had to give her a sweet sixteen on her thirteenth birthday!

 
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John: How long have you and the Secretary been married?

Kathleen: 30 years next April.

John: That's beautiful.

Kathleen: Yeah. And we were faithful for two of them.

 
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I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you.

 
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Jeremy Grey: Gloria, I've been doing a lot of soul searching recently, and I think I'm ready to take this relationship, our relationship to the next level.

Gloria Cleary: Jeremy, I am so ready to take it to the next level.

Jeremy Grey: Really?

Gloria Cleary: Yeah. Do you want to watch me with another girl? How about those Brazilian twins we met at the ball game?

 
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Wow, we're getting a great preview of what marriage is gonna be like with Ike Turner over here.

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She hasn't returned your phone calls, she hasn't responded to any of your letters, she didn't respond to the candygram. God knows what happened to the kitten you got for her.

 
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Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

 
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You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

 
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I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger.

 
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He thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease.

 
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What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water?

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John Beckwith: True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.

Claire Cleary: It's a little cheesy but I like it.

John Beckwith: I read it on a bumper sticker!

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