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I am a bear of very little brain,
and long words bother me.
Winnie
the Pooh
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Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of
the forest that was left out by mistake.
Pooh's
Little Instruction Book
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Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking
for before you begin looking for it.
Pooh's
Little Instruction Book
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People who don't think probably don't have Brains; rather, they have
gray fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake.
Pooh's
Little Instruction Book
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When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much
that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.
Pooh's
Little Instruction Book
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When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts,
don't worry; you're probably just a little eleven o'clockish.
Pooh's
Little Instruction Book
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When looking at your two paws, as soon as you have decided which of
them is the right one, then you can be sure the other one is the left.
Pooh's
Little Instruction Book
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Did you ever stop to think,
and forget to start again?
Winnie
the Pooh, Disney Pictures
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If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be
patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
Eeyore,
Pooh's Little Instruction Book
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If you want to make a song more hummy,
add a few tiddely poms.
Pooh's
Little Instruction Book
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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult
words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
Pooh's
Little Instruction Book
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My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the
letters get in the wrong places.
Winnie
the Pooh
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Owl hasn't exactly got Brain, but he Knows Things.
Winnie
the Pooh
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These are our
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