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What if the Hokey Cokey
really IS what it's all about?

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What would Scooby Doo?

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I am not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk.
Alcoholics go to meetings.

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To Err is Human.
To Arrr is Pirate.

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My dad didn't use a condom
And all I got was this crappy life.

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This isn't the T shirt I ordered

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Born Free
Taxed to death

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Guns don't kill people
Bullets kill people

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I'm good in bed.
I can sleep for days.

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If we aren't supposed to eat animals
Then how come they're all made of meat?

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I'm Still a Virgin.
Unfortunately this is a really old T Shirt

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What goes on tour
Goes on Facebook.

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Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

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As seen in Your Dreams

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I'm what Willis was Talking About

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I hear voices
And they don't like you

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Jenius

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Here I am.
Now, what are your other 2 wishes.

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The police never think it's
as funny as you do

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I'm already visualizing you with
duct tape over your mouth

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You look like
I need another drink

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I see drunk people

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Also available in sober

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Drunk chicks dig me

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Do not give me any drugs

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Drinks well with others

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I'm not drunk
but I'm working on it

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Avoid hangovers.
Stay drunk.

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Rehab is for quitters

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Will buy drinks for sex

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