Yo Mamma Jokes

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Yo mama so stupid
she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company

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Yo mama so dirty
she has to creep up on her bathwater.

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Yo mama so lazy
she thinks a two-income family
is where yo daddy has two jobs.

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Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys oil from her

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Yo mama so nasty
I called her on the phone
and she gave me an ear infection.

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Yo mama so stupid
she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order.

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Yo mama so stupid
she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor

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Yo mama so hairy you you got rugburns at birth

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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

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Yo mama is like a hockey player,
she only showers after three periods.

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Yo mama so fat
the only pictures you have of her
are satellite pictures.

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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

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Yo mamma so fat
I took a picture of her last christmas
and its still printing

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Your mama so fat
I had to slap myself to make sure
I wasn't seeing double.

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Yo mama so ugly
your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

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Yo mama so dumb
she thinks a quarterback is a refund

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Yo mama so dumb
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow
when she smiles traffic slows down

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